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From the concrete evidence above, and this Jack's Linkscommercial, we can decude that bigfoot is large in stature, ill-tempered, and attracted to beef jerkey.
Thus, if you're in a remote area such as the woods or cave and don't have access to this website to aid in identifying a potential bigfoot, check for the following:
- Large size
- Hairier than any standard Homo sapien
- Unfathomable strength
- An addict-like craving for beef jerkey
- Incrediblly cunning; highly elusive
If the potential bigfoot matches all or most of the above criteria, it's probably bigfoot.
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