2/13/2018
Todd May
National Aeronautics and Space Administration
300 E Street SW Washington D.C. 20024



My Fellow Americans,
On behalf of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, I would like to take this time to address a concern I know to be of great importance to the American public. It has come to my attention that the issue of Climate Change has been of valued importance in the lives of many Americans; many citizens believe the government should take affirmative action to slow this process and safeguard the future of America.
NASA has been researching and monitoring climate change suing advanced satellite systems for the past four decades. And it can now, officially, be revealed that our advanced technologies have found no correlation between Human Activities and the warming of the Earth’s climate. The concept of human induced climate change is false and has been wrongly perpetuated by activist groups and political parties.
The data and research that allow NASA to come to these conclusions is conducted by brilliant scientists whom have access to the most advanced technology in the world. Our satellite systems are of the upmost prestige; we firmly support the data collected from these sources and are confident in our announcement to you, the American people, that climate change is of no concern to the health and prosperity of America.

Sincerely,
Todd May
Deputy NASA Administrator
National Aeronautics and Space Administration