Letter From King Tut

Deep in the hot, Egyptian Sphinx corridors, archaeologists Howard Carter and George Herbert has recovered the missing tomb of King Tutankhamun--formally known as King Tut. Carter and Herbert crossing the paths of hidden boobie traps, uncovered various artifacts and collectibles. Alongside the tomb of King Tut, Carter noticed a light reflecting against a rigid piece of paper. Carefully avoiding the boobie traps, Carter glided slowly until he reached the mysterious paper. In his hands--is a hand written, Egyptian hieroglyphics letter from King Tut himself! With Gerbert's knowledge and expertise on ancient Egyptian writing, he is able to decode the letter--here's what it said.

"Here lies King Tutankhamun, ancient King of Egypt. Please don't hesitate to explore my tomb. I hope you newcomers found a cure for my infectious leg disease. Whoever decided they were an Expert on wrapping mummies, lied. My head is cracked, and I'm upset. Is this how they treat a king? By the way, there should be some very special valuables in here. One more thing, tell those Americans to STOP touching things, Thanks.“